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omg what have I done I am crying

ugh okay I am swapping my blogs over because I only have 200 followers on this one and I have over 1000 on the other so basically my other one is q-ueefing now omg okay just go and follow it okay I still need to swap all my theme and stuff over but yeah 

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khantendo:

the japanese love their bananas

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theyellovvbrickroad:

lol i promised everyone in my biology class that i would bring them doughnuts if they wore red shirts on tuesday but im just going to get the school officer to come down and talk to them about gang affiliation

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They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

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is it like a requirement that you have to be hot to be gay I mean do you guys have to pass like an attractiveness test or something before you are welcomed as a homosexual